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Awsamedude x ponk
Ponk was in the prison again, pushing his luck as always. He clambered up a few of the cold black stone steps before turning back to taunt his boyfriend. “Ayy that’s better! Last time I did this you tried to shoot me at this point!” He yelled smugly. Sam watched as the mischievous little man dared to wander up a few more steps. “Come on Sammy! Why can’t I just see what’s up here? There’s nothing bad up here right? Or is this where you hide your secret sex dungeon ehh” at this point sams effort to keep a straight face was futile. “Ok fine I’ll give you a tour then, it’s only the guards rooms” “awh no sex dungeons then?” Ponk whined. They both laughed. “No, no sex dungeons unfortunately”
they reached the top of the stairs and Sam scanned his key card and opened the iron door. On the other side of the door the atmosphere completely changed. The walls and floors where made of wood and the room was well heated unlike the cold blackstone interior of the rest of the prison. “Wow this is like a whole different place! This is amazing!”ponks eyes lit up as he entered the hall. The first room was a kitchen. Not too big and modern but not too small either. It was all Sam needed to cook Dino nuggies every night (I was trying to think of a freezer food and this just came to mind lol). “Wow you have so many cookies in here!”
“What! How did you find the cookie cupboard already!” Sam grabbed ponk and dragged him out of the kitchen. “You’re lucky I’m not that hungry!” Ponk mumbled through a mouthful of cookies.
These rooms are just for guards to sleep in. They’re not in use right now but I left the keys elsewhere. Ponk peeked through the windows of the iron doors “wow you guards live in luxury, whoever gets this job is in luck... wait can I be a guard?! Pleaseeeee”
“You really think you could be a guard? You wouldn’t even be able to pass the first test let alone all 5 of them”
“Awwwh never mind. Those tests sound boring. Besides why would I need to be a guard when I’ve already got the most handsome one!”
The seemingly last room was a cozy room full of bookshelves and lined with the softest carpet. With a big tv and a big cozy sofa. “Oh i could get used to this” Ponk said as he sunk into the sofa, giving Sam a sappy look. “Before you get comfy there is one last room” Sam said prying the shorter man off the couch. He opened a door that labelled ‘head guard’
“Head guard? Does that mean I have to give you head?” Ponk flirted. He dived onto the big double bed. “Mmmm this is so soft”. The room was noticeably larger and more decorated than the other ones. A few fanart posters hung on the walls, mostly ship art. Ponk awed as he inspected a particularly cute chibi drawing of them smooching. “Your a softer guy than I thought” Ponk remarked.
“Really?” Sam said as he pinned Ponk against the bed. “Because I’m actually pretty hard right now” he said in his most serious seductive tone
Ponk had never seen Sam act like this before and it turned him on more than he imagined it would. “Holy sh*t that was hot” Ponk choked out after he finally caught his breath back. Sam couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of Ponk flustered below him. “You’re just too cute” he said as he leaned down to kiss him. Ponk melted into the kiss with a hum, moaning into it as Sam closed the gap between their bodies and grinded against him. He whined when the gap returned as Sam struggled to tear his guard uniform off. Ponk helped, eagerly pressing kisses against sams neck and chest once it was finally exposed. “God your so hot Sam” Ponk whispered. Sam threw Ponk onto the bed again and pulled off ponks hoodie with one hand as his other hand wandered down to palm at his dick through his pants. Ponk let out soft moans as Sam made a mess of him.
f*cking ensues...
(This is where I stopped writing lol. It feels pretty finished as is though so I didn’t bother trying to finish it. The next chapter is finished tho and it’s a long one!)
